on Thu Sep 11 04:36:45 2003

by sorrow

Yesterday, I read the newspaper and it had an article on this new trend. It was labeling people as "Metrosexual", and explained what this meant. A Metrosexual is VERY MUCH A MAN who is in touch with his Femanin side. In other words, a male bitch. In any case, I recall the classification for such a person, before this Metrosexual was created. "Pansy" or "Wuss" seem to fit. These Metrosexuals go shopping and go in for manicures you see. Am I the only one who things this is ABSURD!?! No, a "Metrosexual" is just a wuss-boy (AKA The French) who wishes he had tits! Ya know, go water your flowers and paint your clouds why don't ya! Lamer then lame guys...lamer then lame.

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motivation for the kids on Wed Sep 10 03:37:50 2003

by sorrow

a new school year is here, and we allready know our fate from day one. here is how to get the edge in school this year, so you can meet your standards for the year!

Step One: Set your goals low, so you can't possibly fail them.
Step Two: If, my some freak chance, you fail your allready low standards, know that failure isn't a bad thing.
Step Three: If you still feel bad about it, get some box emo-glasses and cry a lot. Maybe someone will have sympathy for you.
Step Four: If your parents cramp on your pimpin style, explain to your newly aquired hoe that you have previously "pimped" your family and that now they feed you. Brag about it!
Step Five: If you get injured, don't move, cry, and scream...remember that now. Band-aids will always love you.
Step Six: ALWAYS REMEMBER! People are cooler online. You can be a "in-class masturbator" in person, but you are an underwear model online!

hope you all remember those when you get out in that world. just remember...never let them beat you up, beat yourself up! its a win-win situation. that concludes my disposible advice.
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#liek 4th anniversary on Tue Sep 9 17:24:09 2003

by matt

Happy #liek 4th anniversary... and stuff. Ready for another 4 more years? :)

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ATTENTION PLEASE on Mon Aug 18 22:07:27 2003

by vcv

I would like to announce that this site is very boring. That, and I am eating chicken parmigiana. IN YOUR FACE!

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Missing character on Fri Jul 11 00:18:24 2003

by vcv

The character ']' is missing from our channel topic. It was last seen in the previous topic. If you know of it's whereabouts, please contact Sloat or Mr. T.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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